san-x-san:

Bonus: Sandor + Arya

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

(via weekendparadise)

poyzn:

Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.

(via supremerulerbeyonce)

Better Than That (1838 words) by serenyty [AO3]


stillscape:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Andy Dwyer/April Ludgate, Leslie Knope/Ben Wyatt
Characters: April Ludgate, Andy Dwyer, Leslie Knope, Ben Wyatt, Ann Perkins, Chris Traeger, Orin, Donna Meagle
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Happy, Fluff
Summary:

"April’s ambitions to become a YA author started, like many things in her life, as an insult. "

Part of Sitcomathon 2014 for Stillscape!

And here is the fic I received, which is just what I wanted and you should all go read it. 

The difference in the way the Doctor is written by RTD and Moffat.


claudiaboleyn:

Companion: I am so rubbish. 

RTD-written Doctor: No, you’re not! You’re brilliant! Remember that wonderful thing you did! Remember that special skill you have that nobody else has? Don’t put yourself down! Where would I be without you, eh?

vs

Moffat-written Doctor: You are bossy, also a control freak, a narcissist, a game player, needy, and also your skirt is just a little too tight.

Companion: Excuse me???

(via shutupandlovetennant)

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

(via estrellafiore)

justrumbelledearie:

aaegon:

The life and adventures of Emma Swan.

There are very few things I love more on OUAT than Emma’s WTF face.

(via breevandk)

silvertons:

Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I will end up an old maid.

(via fuckyeahdarcyandelizabeth)

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

(Source: alanblooms, via ilikeubuturcrazy)